me and rosy

Well i've known rosy for five years now and i've been having an on and off relationship with her you see she has this inherent quality of denouncing me at every whim and fancy of hers and today she did the same but i hang on because after all the troubles she is still my sweet companion in every happy and lonely moment. ok if you have to know, rosy is ..................my bike and if you think im making too much of it youll have to ride her to believe me (pun intended). she is laidback, lazy and does what she wants whenever she wants so no wonder we are together. well today her chain came loose and i had to drag her off the road along with two strangers who helped me. while i was on my way home i actually gave lifts to 3 people and i was wondering whether they would do the same if they were in my position. anyway these kind strangers helped me haul rosy's butt off the road and then i got her repaired and rode back home. Coming to weather i wonder how it knows when its important for me not to get wet and then it rains and when i sit at nights in anticipation jolting with glee at every odd sound that sounds like thunder it doesnt rain infact it plays with my senses with lightening and thunder and wind that looks like it really means business but it never rains but ive got a way around this problem if i laydown on my bed and sleep as if i dont care whether it rains or not it rains down you see it has this strange sense of humour i used to go soaking wet to college and when im coming back home even when i deliberately rode slow with hopes of catching atleast a single drop on my windswept head all i could get was a handful of dirt swept up into my mouth by the wind. and coming to traffic lights i wait for two or more signals at times because of some idiotic autodriver blocking the whole road while trying to turn left from the right lane even worse there was this time when a bus which was overtaking me spat out a passenger right onto my bike as soon as my bike was in level with its door ok i dont know why that fellow jumped out or was he trying to transfer from his bus onto my bike well atleast i managed to regain my balance and rode away to college now when im coming back home all the signals turn green as soon as i approach them and worse still sometimes they are not even switched on and even the normally bullying autorickshaw driver gives way to me and rosy, now you see why my life is so beautiful and entertaining. i used to have a hard time explaining these strange phenomenon to our staff as excuses for being late but they could never believe me gradually i learned to go with the flow now i dont give excuses ive sort of taken it for granted and just casually stroll in after the roll call and announce my arrival and all my juniors look at me like a weirdo and all my classmates think of me as a lazy bum. well ive got my reasons glad you understood didnt you?.