With all the beauty of monsoon comes another of God's beautiful creation, the mosquito that is despised because while you are busy soaking the sights and sounds of the monsoon, soaking wet it disturbs with its thirst. i mean it would be okay with me if it approaches me without its irritating buzzing in my ears and painlessly pokes me (with a morphine tipped proboscis) for its meal. visualize me, lost in thought (contemplating the infinity of the universe and the brevity of life) looking out of rain streaked windows onto the magnificent canvas, the sky with its lightening display and then comes this mosquito which first disturbs me with its high pitched buzzing and then settles on the most delicate parts (relatively speaking) of my body and then pokes me and when i try to end my suffering with a quick flick it flies away as if its going, never to return apparently hurt by my rude gesture but the moment you return into your dreams you feel a sharper pain, most probably at the same site(makes me wonder whether they have a sophisticated gps considering the accuracy of their repeated strikes) where you've first seen the mosquito. It strikes again and again till it gets it full. you cant but wonder at the ingenuity and audacity of such attacks, through the pjs, finding ways into my blanket or into my mosquito net or flying as if invincible through the electric bat i use, to swat at them.
I don't know what the creator was thinking when he created them, i mean they live for only a few days and all they do is nothing but cause misery to men. looks like their only purpose of life is reproduce, drink blood and introduce microbes and cause disease good thing they live for only a few days. sorry forgot a vital detail only females drink blood males are more docile, drinking only plant sap. speaking of females why are females so notorious for violence (eg: the black widow spider eats it mate if im correct) I'm not chauvinistic but females either are misunderstood or are really dangerous as they are perceived (hehehe).
If mosquitoes had a holy book of their own it would read something like
"thou shall not drink more than you require",
"cursed are those who use repellents and nets for the wrath of the lord is upon them, and he will do the battle on your behalf".
"Introducing microbes while ingesting blood is a divine reciprocation and those ba@#$%ds deserve it, hence thou shall not show remorse while taking in blood"
"He who hath attained martyrdom in the human hands shall spend eternity in mosquito heaven(human hell) where thou shall be blessed with a hundred thousand bound humans as a divine feast".
"lay a hundred thousand eggs for its the Lord's will that thy offspring be like the sands of the sea"
well if we were mosquitoes at least that would be how our holy books would be written. well then, ill go back to my mosquito tormented existence (hell) while you have a good day(mosquito free). whatever their purpose in life may be they are pretty successful in making mine miserable.
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